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Saturday, June 24, 2006

Wonderful Bullshit

Krisis Mahathir-Pak Lah kini semakin hangat nampaknya. Hendak pula apabila melihatkan Mahathir semakin bertindak agresif dengan menyatakan hak dan pendapatnya tegasnya sebagai rakyat negara ini dan seterusnya sebagai bekas perdana menteri yang pernah berkuasa satu ketika dulu.

Tapi bagi saya krisis ini lucu.


Pak Lah nampaknya masih mendiamkan diri, dan hanya mengharapkan menteri-menteri, ketua-ketua jabatan, Putera, Wanita dan Puteri UMNO sahaja yang bagaikan hendak pecah tembolok melaungkan sokongan kepada pemerintahan Pak Lah (yang pada saya semakin hari semakin ‘hampeh’ kata orang muda2 Malaysia).

Kasihan Mahathir. Dulu masa beliau masih berkuasa, tak seorang pun berani mengangkat muka, apatah lagi mengeraskan suara. Tak sampai pun beberapa penggal selepas beliau menarik diri dari arena politik negara, dah ramai yang mendabik dada, seakan menganggap bekas perdana menteri itu sebagai seorang tua yang capek dan hendak mampus gamaknya. Biasalah manusia. Politik murahan yang menjadikan diri hamba kepada kuasa, bukan kepada ketulusan perlembagaan dan keharmonian dalam penguatkuasaan tugas.

Pengecut. Orang-orang yang bangkit menentang Che Det kini, padahal dulunya menjadi tukang-tukang kipas buntut Che Det juga, adalah pengecut. Dulu masa orang tua tu jadi ahli kabinet tertinggi, seorang pun tak berani bersuara, mentang-mentang orang tua itu dah berambus dari kabinet kamu, semua nak naik jadi hero.

Sekarang saya ingin memperkatakan tentang Pak Lah pula. Saya bukanlah big fan Pak Lah, dulu kini dan selamanya. Lihat sajalah selama beliau berada di dalam kabinet. Apa sangatlah yang telah beliau buat, selain membatalkan projek mega yang menganjur ke Singapura (sehingga membuatkan kita kelihatan seperti anjing yang lari dari medan pertempuran dengan Sang Singa Cina ‘with its tail between its leg’), menyatakan kepada rakyat bahawa duit kerajaan dah habis masa time Mahathir lagi sehinggakan rakyat mula risau kerana Malaysia sudah miskin (mungkin kerana ini harga elektrik dan minyak naik, dan kemudiannya bil telefon, air dan tol pula menjulang ke langit) serta mengharapkan kepada semua rakyat Malaysia agar melaksanakan semula pelan Buku Hijau yang konon-kononnya dapat mencambahkan ekonomi negara.

Heh. Wake up Pak Lah!

‘Bekerjalah dengan saya, bukan bekerja untuk saya’, itulah kata-kata keramat yang membuatkan rakyat Malaysia (terutamanya orang Melayu yang tak sedar diri) untuk naik kepala perdana menteri. Kalau betullah apa yang Pak L:ah katakan itu, saya rasa saya pun boleh digelar perdana menteri kerana saya bekerja dengan perdana menteri. Maka saya adalah sama level dengan perdana menteri, paling cikai pun saya adalah ahli kabinet tertinggi di dalam Setiausaha UMNO. Hebat tak saya? Seems that all tasks are divided into everyone’s pigeonhole, with the same tolerances, same responsibilities, and same priority of jobs. Wonderful Pak Lah, wonderful. Wonderful Bullshit!
Perasan atau tidak, kini di televisyen lebih ramai menteri yang berucap dari perdana menteri sendiri. Mana perdana menteri kita, tak masuk dalam TV pun? Kalau masuk pun sekadar hendak memenuhkan slot, dengan menampakkan beliau memegang anak entah sapa-sapa (nampak sedikit naluri kebapaan) ataupun melawat ke tempat-tempat rakyat. Pak Lah, itu semua kerja ahli dewan undangan negeri, bukan kerja perdana menteri! Look at our inflation, Pak Lah! Look at our economy! This is not the time for you to fool around. Just take a stupid look at Proton. Now why the hell Naza earns more credit nowadays?

Alih-alih Najib jugak yang banyak buat statement, besides S. Samy Velly dan Shahrir Samad yang sibuk bincang kes duit poket RM 100 juta yang perlu disumbatkan ke dalam mulut kontraktor yang rugi kerana projek jambatan indah yang dulunya mampu menundukkan kepala Sang Singa sebelah rumah dibatalkan. Pasal jambatan ini pun satu hal lagi. Pak Lah kata dengan mengikut kata rakyat, jambatan itu perlu dihentikan pembinaannya. Masalahnya, kata rakyat mana? Tak ada pun petisyen, tak ada pun rapat umum, tak ada pun pungutan suara rakyat, apa lagi undi SMS. Anyway Afundi siapa, sidang kabinet kita?

Seriously, Pak Lah. You have to take charge with your army now. Or maybe we can see another era of, err, let say the era of Tunku?

Mahathir is disappointed, and everybody knows about it. When the man who built the country is disappointed, it indicates that something very wrong is going on around. Compared to Pak Lah, Mahathir might have used a lot of money in order to create wonders here in Malaysia. KLIA terminals, Twin Towers, KL tower and so on, yes they drained our money very fast, but then again it helps in order to attract people and to make people know us.

Now, Pak Lah wanted us to sell those mangosteens and expect the whole world knows our existence? Hahah. Give some claps and hooray for Pak Lah, people!!

11 comments:

mr_flirt said...

hurm.. that's seem really offensive side of u r. i'm totally agree with ur observation. we r lagging in so many areas especially in those technological arena. i really hope that those 'kaki kipas' person come out and show us what have they done in makin malaysia become a well-dwveloped country by 2020. i somehow overheard that our tun said that we are not able to achieve that with the current condition.. waaa.. i really want our country to become one of those high-tech country. hurm.

Mighty Jacksparrow said...

we're actually at such a high stake before, but somehow the process of reaching the top declined suddenly when Pak Lah came up and show his co called capability of administering the administration.

it's not that we 'rakyat' speculate about this theory. It's just that we 'rakyat' see all these bullshits everyday.

now we dont talk about wawasan 2020 anymore. it's dead. i wonder how they're gonna realize that RMK 9 stays at this slow progress without doing some renovations inside the very cabinet itself.

sigh.

abrak said...

just for note, nothing wrong with those mangosteens.

comercial agriculture do benefit a lot and can introduce our country to world! expecially when research on the technology for agriculture.

the bright side, its just need SMALL budget with lots of INTELLIGENCE planning for GREAT success, as i can see is one of PakLah own way. his very own way.

give PakLah some time to proved it. its the same as the beginning when CheDet try to put his effort into those mega project and so on, everybody offence rite? same goes here.

we got enough of mega in material[during CheDet all so proud mega project], instead what we need now is mega in knowledge.

do i sound like a BIG fan of PakLah? mayb, but that just some point for our view. no offence.

Sayuti said...

abrak, be careful with the 'no offence' u used in the end of ur comment. it once create a whole different topic in grapevine.

since you asked me to comment something, so i will la jack.

i'm not a fan of anyone, but i tend to look at thing objectively. try and look at thing from both point of view. tun admitted that in 22 years, he failed to change the mindset of malay. why?

pak lah is just trying to do what he thinks best to rectify tun's failure. some people complaint about not having enough freedom of speech, and pak lah give it to them. perhaps, by this, ppl will learn to see different point of view, not just one-sided view, as practiced during tun's administration.

he empower his ministers, so that they will be more responsible and maintain their integrity. not just do it his way.

not that i want to undermine you, but you have a lot more to learn, jack.

Mighty Jacksparrow said...

a lot more to learn about someone present, especially when you know about his past better.

im not talking bullshits. these are what everyone sees and talks about since then.

a lot more cock ups are happening behind the screen. the cabinet is losing control.

i used to live in politic environment for 19 years. and i do feel the change in the wind when something has gone out of control.

Sayuti said...

i'm not saying u're talking BS, but ur PoV is just bias and not very objective.

jack, try and 'look through the eyes of the sparrow when the sparrow is flying in the sky', not just when it is resting inside it's nest in a cave somewhere in niah.

read yoda's blog - there's one PoV.

read a political science book - there'll be another PoV.

watch the news, not just this issue, and see how they link.

to add more spice, read some leadership books, specifically on the topic of 'empowerment'.

try and look at the positive changes. we are still under a totalitarian gov, but people have more freedom of speech. this is what it is meant by giving back the power to the people. this is changing mindset - constructive challenges, not just criticism.

19 years is meaningless jack, without a minute of understanding.

hopefully, u'll understand the PoV i've written.

Mighty Jacksparrow said...

look, dude, im just saying about what i see, what i understand, what i see, and what i believe in.

i couldnt care less when you started to judge me by my own principle.

pardon me, but im sure that you are older enough to accept others' opinion, even when they offend you at the most.

my parent once worked with many ministers before, and they knew exactly what really happened behind the screen.

i do understand what we are going through, but this type of secremency and political ruling is just aint right enough to be supported by the people.

im not that a politic-ignorant-fuck-kiddo who knows nothing about politic and ruling.

yes i do read politic books and eye-ponders, but i wasnt being bias when i wrote the whole article.

i was not quite a fan of Pak Lah, remember?

and this blog is not 'Buletin Utama' that i need to be objective in everything, when the rules of blogging is mostly subjective to everyone.

might be offended, but i need to stand for my right.

Sayuti said...

jack, sebab tu la aku malas nak mengkomen kat blog ko nih...

*sigh*

but as is the blog, the comments are also very subjective, and very open for interpretation.

i never judge you, but i'm making objective judgement on your writing. i accept objective remarks based on supporting facts i give my own opinion, with minimum degree of biasness.

i have two experienced staffs reporting to me, one has been working even before i was born. so, what? they can advised me on what they think, but my decision is based on objective judgement. of course, some sentimental value involved.

when i disagree with you, i'm not saying u r wrong. when i'm saying something, and you disagree with it, try and prove me wrong. i do challenge my boss if i disagree with her, but keep it profesional. don't say u've been there for some times and u know. that is not a good arguement.


if u r talking about ur personal issue, then i'll understand. but u r talking about ur feeling on a general issue. i may disagree with ur feeling, but i'm not making any personal attack against you. i'm just saying what i think u should do based on my own objective judgement.

judgement and judging are two different concept.

and when i'm writing this, in no way that i'm using any scolding tone. dont read me with ur own tone.

just to summarize everything, quoting ur last comment:

"i do understand what we are going through, but this type of secremency and political ruling is just aint right enough to be supported by the people."

why is it 'just aint right enough to be supported'?

don't people have their own opinion to support or not to support?

*sigh*

p/s: lek aa jack, ko nih hemoglobin la. haha. (now i'm judging based on the thing i know about u)

Mighty Jacksparrow said...

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(mighty_jacksparrow is away: site visit..sandblasting + welding amok)

.::Butterfly in My Pocket::. said...

guess what im interested to know wats going to happen in the next election.r Malaysians expecting Dr.M to stand up n get himself into the arena again into to fix the mistakes?But he already said no and that hes happy with his whereabout now~;) We'll see we'll see... One thing for sure, this is a definite threat for another Mat Salleh country to colonise the beautiful Malaysia,as they might think that we have a coward PM who -asyik harap menteri2 lainn jerr ckp bagi pihak dia-

Mighty Jacksparrow said...

exatcly! coward is the word!