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Mighty Jacksparrow is an Earth-based sub-intergalactic blogger who enjoys writing and in the same time entertaining his ever-amusing will-kill-to-read fans with sensationally hilarious and at times dramatic musings. This blog offers endless ideas and results; they might be charming most of the times but could be offending in some others. Therefore, it is always noble to remind that if you enjoy the pieces, carry on reading, but if they upset you, do quietly leave like the evening breeze and not like exploding diarrhea, which exactly what you will look like if you ever lose it on me. Enjoy! :D

Friday, November 28, 2008

"WHAT IF UR EX SAID THIS TO U?"

As usual, Hani will bombard me with a series of lovey-dovey related questionnaire. So here goes.


1. Hi,how r ya?
-- still alive, yes. your murder attempt didn't go according to plan eh?

2. Hey! You wanna go to mall?
-- if i want to, i would have already been there.

3. I love you...
-- ...and your point is?

4. Do you want some cookies?
-- no because one day you will use it against me and put me into guilt. and stop baiting me. shoo!

5. Can you take me a picture?
-- i will have to charge according to my professional rate.

6. Help me in my homework!
-- go ask your mom.

7. Here's my gift to you
-- ouh? we do celebrate breakup anniversary too?

8. Lets just be textmates?
-- no. xmau.

9. Do u want me to buy you an ipod?
-- no. u will sulk about yourself doing me good deeds till you die.

10. Let's sit together in the bus
-- it's an executive coach. single seat, baby.

11. Hi baby
-- hi auntie

12. You still cute
-- you still ugly

13. I still love you
-- aww thanks. but i love somebody else.

14. Can i visit your house?
-- yea sure. if only you know where it is la. hahah xD

15. Do u love me?
-- for leaving me so that i can find another babe fifteen thousand time greater than you are? of course! :D

Follow these instructions: name 3 candidates on you list and ask them to complete this tag.

They are:
1. Tempura Girl
2. Cik Puan Fithri Natasha
3. Tun Mahathir Mohamad

2 comments:

miss.chief~ said...

hahaha funny gler!! like seriously i cant stop laffin haha.. oh oh jack! i dah ade bloggie~!! saje.. tgok asyk u jek yg boleh post i pon nk post gak! hoho..oh but my blog is not like urs laa..urs mcm byk,u know..and mine probably would be full of crap talks lol... but watever lah kan hehe..

Mighty Jacksparrow said...

ala chill la beb. biasa la baru bukak kedai. pelan2 kayuh.

part mana funny?