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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Wish List 2009

Life has been very difficult lately that I finally decided to pamper myself first thing first in order to fix some major leakage in my own emotional tank. Some may say, that difficulties help a lot in coloring one's canvas, but for me a little too much of those will hit me hard, so hard that I start to lose grip in most things. Oftenly I forget that I need to count my blessings, but how does one define blessing?

For me blessing is just torment in disguise.

But I could take some torment in order to feel how it feels to be rich and famous. So let's take a look at what I wish to have this year:

1. A Silver cuffling and tie pin set by Alfred Dunhill

2. An analogue-digital chronograph engineer edition precision watch by Caterpillar

3. A fine, body cut dark colored suit by G2000

4. A posh black colored leather shoes with wooden base by Salvatore Ferragamo

5. An LG Prada II black edition mobile phone by LG

6. A bottle of Must de Cartier Pour Homme Eau de Toilette Spray by Cartier

7. A Ruthenium Havana sunglasses by Valentino

8. A white colored cotton turtleneck shirt by Versace

9. A summer collection body fit white colored jacket by Louis Vuitton

10. A metallic black M6 serie coupe by BMW

11. A first class cabin return ticket to Gold Coast Australia in a Boieng 747 Jumbo Jet via KLIA - Changi International - Brisbane route by Malaysia Airline

12. A fifteen thousand acres of fresh logging site in the whole Borneo green bay to be exploited into a minimum seven hundred and fifteen million Ringgit by a kickass politician

13. A kick in the face so hard that it knocks me down into a three-day coma only to wake up and realize that all the 12 things listed above are only items derived from my extremely excited imagination which was brought up due to the vast amount of hatred I had towards rich people.



Rich people suck. Boo.



p/s: just let me be childish for once. bless you all. rich people suck. boo

2 comments:

paan terjatuh lagi. said...

wishlist aku 2009 mudah.

aku nak kebahagiaan. =) haha poyo nak mati.

Mighty Jacksparrow said...

hiduplah dengan aku. aku boleh bagi kau kebahagiaan.