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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Ye Good Olde Engineering Joke

1. Good Choice

An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.

"Where did you get such a rockin' bike?" asked the first.

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

2. Pissed Off Engineer

[o.oo2+e^(2.pi)] = 535.4936555. The limit of SUM of (1/2^n) and goes to infinity is 1. Therefore the sum would be $535.49 + $1 = $536.49 (with two decimal places in accuracy, provided that two decimal places is the normal practice in economy.)

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