I find some couples in Facebook quite disturbingly annoying.
Disastrously annoying, I'd say.
Nothing grinds my gear more than to see some of these exceptionally young couples who set their relationship status as 'Married' or 'Engaged' when quite frankly they are not; never did, probably will, but at the moment are not.
And then comes the extreme lovey-dovey stuffs. The usual ones are pretty understandable but the ones that shall never go out beyond the bedroom, now that one is rather critical.
Even stranger, they even have kids. KIDS. I mean, how the hell you've got kids when you still jerk whenever you hear the word condoms?
Don't get me started on boyfriends who to date still have not met their girlfriends' parents but act like their goddamn husbands. Yo! No ring in the finger, yo!
So beat it!
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"Kau bila nak ada awek balik, Jack?" tanya dia."Awek?" kata aku. "Pergi mampus dengan awek."